Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is…
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Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are…
Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives ‘lost’ as storm at sea delays search
What’s Spanish for «I know you speak English?» First place chick is hot, but has an…
Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding…
USA: Taking charge to form a community against Terrorism
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He…
Ukraine to dominate Obama EU talks
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to…
Explosion at Indonesian Buddhist Temple Injures Three: Police
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you…
N Korea fires mid-range missiles
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father…
Obama security agent ‘found drunk’
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what…