Brooklyn physics teacher to take flight on NASA’s high-flying observatory

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left…

Iraqi journalist shot dead in Baghdad

It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.…

Britney Spears offered USD 12 million to extend residency

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh,…

Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Her First Fully Nude Role In ‘Under The Skin’

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow,…

Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are…

Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives ‘lost’ as storm at sea delays search

What’s Spanish for «I know you speak English?» First place chick is hot, but has an…

Motor racing-NASCAR’s Labonte breaks ribs in bike accident

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Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding…

Guitar shop founder accused of killing girlfriend took an ax to her head.

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only…

«They Killed the Woman,» Says Resident After Beating in Guaruja, Brazil

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you…